The Real
Story of the Ratt
by lil Ratt Dude (Rodentus
Polymero Distinguishus)
To see the
evidence we have against one of the RattNappers,
click here! You are encouraged to send this Notorious
Napper an email. Tell him that you know his
identity, and tell him how you know!
It wuz so nice of all them RBP
types to open up their wallets and give money to AWA,
so’s I could be reunited with my friend and protector,
the Ratt Boy. He wuz a generous guy, too, as he
quickly whisked me off to travel some more. This time,
I traveled in style! (Click on the thumbnail images
for the Big Picture!)
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He sent me to his
friend, Mary Malmros, who took me to the West
River. I had fine accommodations; she made
sure I wuz safe in my blanket. |
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She also knew that I
loved to paddle, so she took me for some
sidesurfing on the West. She gave me that
biner to hang onto, so’s I could stay with the
boat! Then, I wuz off for some real
adventure! |
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Mary took me to Nepal!
Can you imagine? Lil ole me? I had suuuuch a
good time! Look at the beautiful view I had of
the Morning Mist at Packuwarghat! |
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I made countless
friends in Nepal. Here I am with my buds at
Dolalghat (left) and Packuwarghat (right). |
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I had fun camping and
playing Frisbee in Nepal. And, oh, yeah, I
enjoyed runnin’ dem rapids! Click
here to see Mary and me running
Meatgrinder on the Sun Kosi! |
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After Mary sent me back
home, I had bigtime fun celebrating Halloween
at the Ratt Boy’s house. |
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Then the Ratt Boy took
me to Ohiopyle Falls. I don’t know what’s up
with his goofy hat, but I can tell you I wuz
squeaking “Wheeeeee!” all the way! (Photo
by Marty Lamp of WVOutside.
¿Impressive work, eh?) |
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I saw the Cat Scan,
and decided I wanted in on that fun, too! I
think I bore up better under the strain than
the Dummies, don’t
you? |
(Photos from the West and
Nepal courtesy of Mary Malmros; others, except
where noted, by the Ratt Boy. All rights reserved,
Bucko!)
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the Ratt Hole from whence you came!
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